Sidevent Adkick Day 10: Philothy Parkin, the gloomiest bot

Is all the forced merrymaking of Christmas making you want to curl up with your Nietszche and hide till it's over? Well there's a bot that understands exactly how you feel!

Glory in gloom with @AmbulanceParty, a mashing of mardiness featuring the writings of arch-shade-thrower Dorothy Parker and dourest of the dour, Philip Larkin.

My woven hands upon my breast were fucked up in their turn / By fools

— Philothy Parkin (@AmbulanceParty) December 7, 2016