Sidevent Adkick Day 16: And the winner is...

Today's Advent Twitterbot is Victor Humble, aka @BestMaleLead. Drunk on fame, he has resolved to accept all of the awards, and speaks in the tongues of all the male Oscar winners before him.

It's Daddy. I want to thank the Ray Stark by the gift bag.

Oh my mother who's here tonight.

— Victor Humble (@BestMaleLead) November 29, 2016

Oh Lord, I promised myself I wasn't going to cry...